Vegetarian Industrial Complex
The Vegetarian Industrial Complex is a complex and a capitalist conspiracy.
A common misconception is that it is a vegetarian conspiracy; in actual fact, it is perpetrated against vegetarians, omnivores, and carnivores who wish to be generally healthy, see Target Demographic. The actual perpetrator is an, as yet, unknown evil mastermind.
It is believed that things and stuff might be involved.
Whole Grain Foods, like Cheerios, are too.