Stephen Colbert

'Excerpted from the article on The Messiah:'

Okay, so it was a little unfair to link this with Stephen Colbert, but let's face it. This guy has more balls than a golf course. And they're harder, too. Not that I would know.

If you think of Jon Stewert as the "second messiah", then that would make Stephen the third, and knocks Hitler right out. In case you were worried that this article would be sacriligious. Which is isn't, because I at least mentioned Jesus once, and linked to that article. So there.

'Stephen Colbert' is a fictitious character played by Stephen Colbert. He is meant to be a satire of Capitalist Conspirators.